Rating: 7.5/10
STARRING:
Kenneth Branagh, Tom Bateman, Daisy Ridley, Leslie Odom Jr., Josh Gad, Michelle
Pfeiffer, Willem Dafoe, Judi Dench, Derek Jacobi, Penelope Cruz, Olivia Colman
and Johnny Depp
RATED
PG-13 for emotional content, some bloody/violent images, and brief language
Well, I finally did it. I saw Murder on the Orient Express.
Well, I finally did it. I saw Murder on the Orient Express.
It’s been a long road to get here. When I
first saw the trailers, it seemed all but given that I would see it. Why? Well,
mainly because it seemed like surefire Oscarbait. Consider: a sumptuous period
piece epic that is also an adaptation of a classic novel (Agatha Christie’s
1934 thriller) brought to life by a cast full of diverse, accomplished actors,
several of them previous Oscar winners or nominees…So this was definitely on my
list. But then came surprisingly-middling reviews. Critics said it was not long
enough, not as good as previous big-screen adaptations of the novel (which I
have not seen), and it supposedly paid too little heed to its remarkable cast
while focusing all the juicy character development on the main character,
Belgian detective Hercule Poriot, played by the film’s director, Kenneth
Branagh. The reviews, I must admit, scared me off. But then one of my best
friends said it was one of the best movies she’d ever seen. Several other
friends reported that they liked it a lot. It became a surprisingly strong
contender at the box-office. Several of my family members made plans to see it…the
day after I left town to come back
home after Thanksgiving. Its very title (let alone the trailers) promised an
intriguing murder mystery to which I was itching to know the outcome. And that cast…honestly, in what world would
a movie-lover like me not see a movie
starring two previous Oscar winners (Judi Dench and Penelope Cruz), the new
darling of Star Wars (Daisy Ridley), one
of the Tony-winning stars of Broadway’s Hamilton
(Leslie Odom Jr.), a couple of reliably-great supporting actors (Willem
Dafoe and Josh Gad), arguably the biggest movie star of the 2000s (Johnny Depp),
and Branagh, the five-time Oscar nominee who is more responsible than anyone except
my seventh grade English teacher for making me a fan of Shakespeare?
So yeah, I saw it. And I have good
news and bad news.
The good news? Thanks to my Regal
Crown Club membership, I had enough “points” to see this movie I had
been-iffy-about-but-decided-to-see-anyway for free!
The bad news? I saw it the same day I
returned home from Thanksgiving travels, and, it turns out, I was a little
tired. I was literally nodding at several points during the first half, so I may have missed something.
I think I still got the finer
points, though.
Murder
on the Orient Express is a solid and engaging film, with some dazzling
visuals, terrific music, a Sherlock-esque brainteaser of mystery with myriad
key details, and that cast, of which
several members are appropriately utilized. I liked it. And I absolutely want
to see it again, both because I may or may not have been snoozing during some parts
and just because it’s a detail-loaded murder mystery, the type of movie that can
leave me in the dust with its complexities and seems ripe to reward second
viewings. I have some misgivings, though, and I’ll get to those in a moment.
Murder
on the Orient Express centers around the aforementioned person of Poirot
(Branagh), a renowned Belgian detective with an equally renowned moustache.
After foiling a theft in Jerusalem, Poirot finds himself traveling first-class aboard
the famed Orient Express, special guest of his old friend Bouc (Tom Bateman),
the train director. Despite a cheeky, charismatic demeanor, Poirot is in great
need of some R&R, dealing with shades of guilt after refusing to help with
an American crime case that ended in the most horrific manner possible. But the
train is luxurious, and Poirot is able to occupy his mind with A Tale of Two Cities and the unique,
colorful characteristics of his fellow passengers. Among them are a Russian
princess (Dench), a missionary (Cruz), an Austrian scientist (Dafoe), a pretty young
Englishwoman (Ridley), a stalwart doctor (Odom Jr.), a boozy middle-aged
socialite (Michelle Pfeiffer), and a roughish American art dealer (Depp) and
his two assistants (Gad along with Derek Jacobi). But the same night the Orient
Express is buffeted and then derailed by an avalanche, one of the passengers is
found dead of stab wounds. The compartment window is wide open. Poirot deduces
immediately that either the person responsible fled, or the killer is still on the
train, which can go nowhere until a work crew from the nearest station can come
dig it out. Begged by Bouc to put his great mind to work in the hopes of a
speedy resolution, Poirot begins to “interview” his fellow passengers. One by
one, they each offer alibis as to where they were at the time of the killing that
are only half-convincing. One by one, each somehow slips up, giving Poirot
reason to suspect them of the heinous crime. Then another passenger is stabbed.
The remainder begin to suspect each other. And Poirot, who failed to answer the
call of the American crime case where he was so badly needed, is put to the
test.
The critics’ reviews I read were
right about one thing: Orient Express
starts and ends with the person of Poirot. Featured in nearly every scene,
Poirot is arguably the only character explored on multiple levels. As this mustachioed
protagonist, Branagh (last seen in July’s Dunkirk)
is effective. Yes, he has always been a very theatrical actor (duh, he’s the
modern era’s foremost Shakespeare enthusiast), and with the moustache, the
accent, and the quips, he veers close to caricature in the early going. Branagh
has always had a tendency to overact, sometimes badly (see 1994’s Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, or, even worse,
1999’s Wild Wild West), but the movie
is ultimately engaging, meticulous, and serious enough that Poirot’s broadness
and accessibility are needed. In the movie’s biggest moments, Branagh does
wonders with his eyes, and he suggests a depth to the character that makes us
want to learn more.
As stated, Branagh gets by far the
most screen-time of any of the film’s actors, but most of the others who will
be familiar to audiences make an impression. Dench does her gruff older woman thing,
with a softness in the eyes and a Russian accent to boot. Depp commands the
screen in a surprisingly no-frills performance, his most straightforward work
in years. Jacobi, Ridley, Pfeiffer and Odom Jr. all make strong impressions.
But the one who really jumped out at me among the supporters was Josh Gad. Best
known as comic relief in animated classics (he voiced Olaf in Frozen), live-action Disney remakes
(this year’s Beauty and the Beast)
and a crappy Adam Sandler film (Pixels),
Gad is surprisingly effective as an emotional, tormented straight man. He
cracks no jokes and gets no laughs, but his expression during his interview
with Poirot is an indelible image of emotional anguish.
The reason I don’t rate Murder on the Orient Express higher is
not only that I may have missed something while I was nodding there in the
theater. As stated, some early scenes with Poirot are a little too quippy and
cartoonish, with gags galore about his moustache and the way he likes his eggs
cooked. Branagh the overactor (and, remember, the film’s director) is way too eager
to lavish attention on these “amusing” eccentricities. A few early shots of the
Orient Express in motion scream CGI, despite some gorgeous backdrops. The
episodic nature of Poirot’s interviews with his fellow passengers gets a little
repetitive, plus the movie’s not-even-two-hour running time means the audience
is bombarded with details during and immediately after each of these episodes, which
gets a little wearisome. A story (and a cast) like this would be much better
served with a mini-series, at least.
But what you’ll probably remember
about the movie, apart from the murder investigation’s emotionally-resonant,
effective resolution, is that tracking shot of Poirot entering the car in a
moment of suspense, while the camera pans across the intrigued/concerned/tense
expressions on each of his fellow passengers’ faces. It sums up the film
nicely, with the character, the cast, the score, and the lavish look of the
dining car. It’s a beaut.
In Summary
Did
I literally sleep through parts of Murder
on the Orient Express because I saw it in theaters less than 90 minutes
after concluding a 4-hour car trip back from my dad’s house for Thanksgiving? I
can neither confirm nor deny. Would such a detailed movie be well served by me
seeing it a second time at some point, at which time my opinion of it might be
improved? Almost certainly. But did I enjoy it? I did. As the trailers suggest,
and as people have been telling you, this adaptation of Agatha Christie’s 1934
murder mystery is a lavish production stuffed to the gills with striking
visuals, a lovely musical score, constant Sherlockian explosions of eye-opening
details, and a strong cast, headed by your favorite Shakespeare enthusiast who
was also once a Hogwarts professor, Kenneth Branagh. It’s entertaining,
well-acted, and emotionally-satisfying. Yeah, I’m already looking forward to
seeing it again (when I’m, you know, awake).
Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
Directed by Kenneth Branagh
Screenplay by Michael Green
Based on the novel "Murder on the Orient Express" by Agatha Christie (publ. 1934)
Screenplay by Michael Green
Based on the novel "Murder on the Orient Express" by Agatha Christie (publ. 1934)
Rated PG-13
Length: 1 hour 54 minutes